Seven ways to color me a freak.

I recently got "tagged" and ordered to reveal seven strange things about myself. Sounds like an excuse to shoot yourself in the foot and then blame someone else... I am in.

First: I do not have a thyroid problem.

Second: Today I spent no less than twenty minutes creating six different mini sandwiches out of ritz crackers, smoked garlic beef sausage, different cheeses, and different mustards. In short, I like a little variety in me life, and organization, each sandwich was arranged according to which cheese and mustard was used.

Third: FACT: If I could choose a super power it would be the ability to be invisible, or fly, or be invincible, or run really fast, or...

Fourth: In my dreams I have fought the following: The German's, the Japanese, an infestation of insects, broken water pipes, several very bad men, several very bad women, a balloon with an attitude, and last night I got pick pocketed. You had better believe I got my wallet back, I always win. On Chuck Norris's wall he has a poster of me.

Fifth: I can spin a yarn. I mean, I can tell a story with the best of them. As a child I had the penchant of being a bit of a story teller, and in frustration my Mom tried to get me to come up with a way to notify everybody that I was telling a story, and not out and out lying. I came up with the term a "plastic story", because, well you know, plastic isn't real, it is made up.

Sixth: My favorite movies aren't my favorite movies because of the story, or the actors, but because of the memories associated with them.

Seventh: I think the greatest gift that God has given his children is our ablity to choose to be wrong. And I adore those who exercise the time and effort and courage it takes to be right all of the time in all things that really matter. Thank you GBH.